This Strange and Foreign Precipitation

18/04/2008

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Comments: 4 readers have left a comment

Last night, as I blearily fell asleep listening to the rain, I briefly considered unplugging my laptop from the wall, in case of a power surge.

I then decided that three metres was much too far to walk and I would take my chances. Just think, a lightning strike might have fried my motherboard and this blog post would never have existed. The horror!

Whenever it gets a little wet, Perth drivers seem to become completely bewildered.

Some people panic and drive frustratingly slowly, as if the road has turned to black ice without warning. Others continue their hoon-like habits, tailgating and weaving in and out of traffic, even though their braking capacity is diminished.

A significant number of them don't bother to turn their headlights on, even when the raindrops form a vision-blurring wall that reduces visibility to two car lengths in front of them. People who have chosen car colours that merge into asphalt grey seem particularly guilty of this.

I like to think, perhaps optimistically, that these obstacles make the rest of us into better drivers. Besides, it's fun to watch - from the train.

Mind you, just because I take public transport in the morning doesn't mean I haven't been affected by the wet weather as well.

You see, last night's downpour finally got rid of that three-month old stench that was hovering around the train station steps. The one coming from the sticky pool of yellow liquid that someone, amazingly and acrobatically (when you think about where the liquid came from, and I'm not talking about above the waist) managed to get on the walls of the stairwell as well as the floor.

In conclusion, I would like to thank you, dear rain, for watering our gardens and filling our dams, challenging our drivers, and putting an end to my 8am dry retching session.

Reader Comments

jamez

22/04/2008 at 04:35

With all the CCTVs around the place, if the peeing culprits can't be aprehended, surely the footage could be used to shame them on TV. In fact, with all the shows like The Force, Border Control and the like, you would think a show using CCFT footage could rate!

Angie

22/04/2008 at 11:10

Dear James,

It wasn't pee.

Ching

28/04/2008 at 22:34

What on earth was it then? If it emanates from an orifice below the waist and was yellow..

BTW, was reading the post on boy filling his camera bag with piss and was confounded by his apparent phobia for urinals/bushes/toilets to do his business. And wouldn't the piss just leak through the bag anyway?!!!

Then it dawned on me. Piss for the Australians ain't what it is for the Brits.

Angie

29/04/2008 at 00:33

Hey Ching, good to see you here!

Right, I shall give you all a hint, but don't blame me if you start dry retching too. The substance in question starts with "diarrhoea" and ends with EW. The smell was so bad that I started to take a different train so that I could avoid that platform.

And I must remember to add a lexicon for our international readers!

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